Thank fucking god I am not hairy.

Yesterday Heather thought it would be a good idea if we tried to wax some of my body hair. Like I said, thank god I am not hairy. We hit 7 different spots...

First was a small patch on my back where my "xXx" is, I guess a small patch of hair starting growing there, that wasn't so bad...

Next, the lower back right above the ass crack, that also wasn't so bad, at least not the center. An inch to the right or left was brutal...

Third was the patch of like ten hairs on my sternum.

Fourth and fifth were on my lapels where I have my swallows tattooed. Not too bad, but tattoo make you hairy. But only a few stray hairs.

Six and seven were the worst. The nipple hairs, OUCH!!! FUCK!!! DAMN IT!!! OMG that hurt like hell. But I am all nice and smooth. HAHA.

This is just a measure of how much hardcore I am than you, and how much more hardcore women are than men.

But I will be getting a special bedroom perk next week when the once a month female virus is over.