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Here's a little bit of advice from me to you, just because we're internet nudie friends:

If you ever hear someone say, "Girl, you got a ugly baby," that means someone is about to get shanked with a pencil.
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whaa:
Your life would make an excellent sitcom.
zaksmith:
hello?
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According to one of my students, the reason D-Day was so successful for the Allies in WWII was The Great Wall of Belgium. I can only hope he was trying to be funny.

Also, the only way I've been able to put metric weights and measures in a context they'll understand is by relating it to buying and selling drugs: "If you were stopped...
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shad:
Totally it does. I had pretty much written off that book before he requested the full script, so any gain is positive in my mind.
maike:
Every once in a while there's a story where I say "hey, that's different." Your daily trials came to mind on this one.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/4785538.stm
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dogslife:
She just makes me so crazy sometimes!
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whaa:
Fucking. Sweet.

bredoteau:
Consider yourself lucky: you only lost 17 minutes of your precious life. I lost the entire hour and a half or whatever. Blast!

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Today at school our administrator brought in a big, buttery, frostingful cake that said, "Happy Birthday, Jenny", because it was half-price and she wanted cake. The math teacher made pumpkin bread, and the night school teacher brought chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, I work with a shitload of pregnant women. And pregnant students. God, I hope it's not something in the water.
whaa:
Your journals make me laugh.
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synnove:
that's so cute!
adjunct:
Wow.

Is it just me, or is your styrofoam head thing a bit on the small side? Or maybe you're going for this look:

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felicia_____:
I like this quite a bit! Very cute.
felicia_____:
I'm going to go order a little ear hat for the recently-arrived son of a friend in Denver, where it's still kinda cold biggrin
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Today I had to send eight students home for rabble-rousing, refer one to the social worker because he was too high to stand and was sawing through his arm with a plastic knife, and had another student beg me to send him to rehab because his mother wouldn't. Days like these make me sad.
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Here's a tip for all you guys who are looking to make it with the ladies: The ladies really don't like it when you say, "Sweet! Charlie Sheen!" in the middle of making out with them. I really have to learn to turn off the TV.
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dogslife:
What if they mean it like, "Sweet Charlie Sheen!--what marvels you perform with your ears!"

Is that alright?
shad:
Charlie Sheen's lady might like it. That Sheen fellow is kind of an egotist.
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This morning I had a conversation about waxing Robin Williams. Yeah, it was a little disturbing to me, too.

It was determined that, though I wouldn't disapprove of Robin Williams being waxed, I probably wouldn't join in the fun. The most I would be willing to contribute would be heating up the wax.