Today at Popeye's Chicken, there was a poorly made up tranny in line behind me, and a cop in line behind her. As I was leaving, the tranny turned around and grabbed the cop's junk, seemingly with no provocation. I consider this to be a near textbook example of poor decision making. Believe me, it did not end well for Miss Thing.
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I want to hear inside her head. I could stand here and not move. I could stand here and not move, I could stand here and...don't panic, don't...panic. Focus. Just order your McMembrane and get out. Order and...focus. What was I doing? I was..I was going to. Uh. I wonder if that cop has all his balls. Hm. Let's find out.