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I think this is what I do for a living:

Moromancy: n. telling the future by observing the behavior of fools.

I predict the future will be stupid.

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In other news, I wrote myself a letter:

Dear Me,

Stormish Thorgerson is the best name ever. Please write me a story about a Swedish rock god named Stormish Thorgerson.

Kisses,
Keri

I think I have to now. I mean, there were kisses.