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Sunday Mar 06, 2005

Mar 6, 2005
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Dear Woman at the Grocery Store,

Perhaps it would have been better for everyone if, instead of trying to forcibly penetrate my ass with your shopping cart, you'd just have asked me to move. Then there wouldn't have been all of those bruised vegetables, and me telling you off.

Hugs and kisses,

Keri
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shad:
I'm glad it was just a shopping cart, and not one of those massive baby carrying things, with the plastic truck front and the kids strapped in, mashing the little rubber horn every two seconds and screaming. Then you'd have been reprimanded for endangering her children. By being in the way, or something. Something.
Mar 6, 2005
menotyou:
I had someone stick a shopping cart up my ass once. I was constipated for like a month.
Mar 7, 2005

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