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Last night I dreamed that a man made of cactus pulp came up with the perfect plan to save the world. He nominated me to implement the plan, and I ruled benevolently for forty years. In all that time, I only ever saw his hands. He had retractable spines.
archernu:
I've been at my parent's house in Connecticut since the 23rd. As of then I hadn't received anything in the mail. I called home last weekend to check and was told by my roommates that nothing had come. I'll call and badger them again today, when they get off of work -- as it's more than likely that they both overlooked the blue package slip.

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and I hope you had a good holiday.
Dec 30, 2004
zaksmith:
I was just watching "Frasier". he's bickering with his dad.

Dad--What are we watching?
Frasier--"Trapped On A Mountain"
D--They don't look trapped to me...

(argument ensues)

D--...Why don't you go watch TV somewhere else!!?
F--Why don't I go watch TV somewhere else? INDEED? And WHERE shall I go? Shall I go to a nearby DOCUMENTARY BAR and watch it on the TV THERE?
Dec 30, 2004

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