Last night I dreamed that a man made of cactus pulp came up with the perfect plan to save the world. He nominated me to implement the plan, and I ruled benevolently for forty years. In all that time, I only ever saw his hands. He had retractable spines.
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Dad--What are we watching?
Frasier--"Trapped On A Mountain"
D--They don't look trapped to me...
(argument ensues)
D--...Why don't you go watch TV somewhere else!!?
F--Why don't I go watch TV somewhere else? INDEED? And WHERE shall I go? Shall I go to a nearby DOCUMENTARY BAR and watch it on the TV THERE?