Oh my fucking god.
Today at work Scotty "Too Hotty" Westfall introduced me to the most brilliant invention in the history of the entire fucking universe. He had some chocolate covered thingies in a bucket, and thinking they were chocolate covered peanuts (may as well be chocolate covered poo, as far as my refined palate is concerned) I declined.
He said, "Aw, come on. It's not what you think." I went against my better judgement.
CHOCOLATE COVERED CARAMEL CORN.
That's right, people. Most brilliant thing ever.
I almost beat him with a chair and took it.
Today at work Scotty "Too Hotty" Westfall introduced me to the most brilliant invention in the history of the entire fucking universe. He had some chocolate covered thingies in a bucket, and thinking they were chocolate covered peanuts (may as well be chocolate covered poo, as far as my refined palate is concerned) I declined.
He said, "Aw, come on. It's not what you think." I went against my better judgement.
CHOCOLATE COVERED CARAMEL CORN.
That's right, people. Most brilliant thing ever.
I almost beat him with a chair and took it.
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dogslife:
So what you're saying is it's not going to be so easy luring you out of the shadows with a corndog?
archernu:
Whoa... This could be the greatest thing to happen my snacking habit since the discovery of Flamin' Hot Cheetos -- which, as an aside, are impossible to find in Boston. C4 could potentially surpass my beloved junk product for the sole reason that won't coat my fingers in bright orange smuck. Whatever happens, I'll blame it on you.