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Yesterday I was nearly run over in the grocery store parking lot by some fuckwad in a Hummer. I found myself yelling, "You're dangerous! And not in a sexy way!" Inside the store he caught up to me to apologize; he told me I'm very funny, and actually tried to ask me out.

I raised an eyebrow and said to him, "Didn't you hear me back there? I said you were not sexy."