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Thursday Jun 10, 2004

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I hade an insane girly moment this morning. Well, it was more like a girly three quarters of an hour.

I also found out that I'm incredibly deathly afraid of centipedes. I found one in the bath tub this morning, and it took seriously at least twenty minutes of high-pitched girly squealing for me to work up the courage to try to wash it down the drain. Every time I'd approach the tub with a glass of water, I swear the thing would lunge at me. It was horribly frightening.

It turns out, however, that a three inch long centipede won't go down a tub drain if it doesn't want to, so then there was another bout of hysterical girl squealing. I actually contemplated forgoing a shower, and calling my daddy to come take care of it. I don't think I've ever wanted a big strong man to come fix things so much in my life. It's too bad my daddy laughed at me when I called him, and also recommended that I not call the landlord about it.

So it was up to me. I put on elbow-length oven mitts (come on, it was THREE INCHES LONG. It could have eaten my pinky finger) , armed myself with a spatula and some paper towels, and I went to work. I cornered it in the tub, scooped it up with the paper towels and flushed it. And yes, I was squealing girlishly the whole time.

So now you know; centipedes scare the fuck out of me.
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adjunct:
Well, you just need to start charging that fucker rent and he'll vacate, post-haste.

I dunno, did Popol Vuh do the soundtrack to Leningrad Cowboys, too?
Jun 11, 2004
alyssum:
My talks with the spiders always break down shortly after they explain the service they're doing for me by eating the other bugs that'd come in, in the entry way. So far we've reached an agreement that they are not to go in my shoes, and if they come upstairs I will trap them and take them outside. Doing that with a centipede would be prohibitively difficult. Though I think the cats would probably have their way with one before I saw it.
Jun 12, 2004

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