THE DAY I RAN OVER A CAKE:
I haven't had anything remarkable happen to me lately, so today I'll tell the story of the day I hit a cake with my car.
One day last winter, I was driving to work. There was a cake in the road, and I decided it wasn't worth the risk to swerve around it. A big old sheet cake, right there in the road. There was frosting all over the front of my car for weeks. You could probably still dig some cake out from behind the license plate if you had a mind to.
I haven't had anything remarkable happen to me lately, so today I'll tell the story of the day I hit a cake with my car.
One day last winter, I was driving to work. There was a cake in the road, and I decided it wasn't worth the risk to swerve around it. A big old sheet cake, right there in the road. There was frosting all over the front of my car for weeks. You could probably still dig some cake out from behind the license plate if you had a mind to.
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sunday_green:
some day you'll see yourself on one of those 'america's most dangerous drivers!' shows, as the lady with no regard for confection...
sunday_green:
it was clearly a trap. i know this because i was hiding in a bush with a video camera waiting to see if any fat people would gorge themselves right there on a public byway but sadly you spoiled my experiment...