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Friday Dec 18, 2009

Dec 18, 2009
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Today I was going to go downtown to have lunch with my husband. I stopped by 7-11 to get a couple bottles of water, and the clerk said to me, "Hey, I remember you! You buy more water for your husband! Your husband so much rich guy, he too good for drink water out of bathroom!" I don't know where he got that from, as I've never seen this cat before, but yes, my husband is too much rich guy for drink water out of bathroom. Thanks for noticing.

And speaking of husband, his Christmas present arrived today:


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So beautiful.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
mistersatan:
Is that... is that Teddy Roosevelt with bear arms?!
Dec 19, 2009
lemonkid:
Wow. Ramp it up.
Dec 19, 2009

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