Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

velocity

Lower Purgatorium

Member Since 2003

Followers 48 Following 51

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Sep 11, 2009

Sep 11, 2009
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
While on the way to pick up my husband from work, I glanced in the rear-view mirror. In the car behind me was a little blonde girl giving herself a haircut. Not even just trimming her bangs while the car was stopped at a light, which would have been appalling in it's own right. She was driving with her elbows as far as I could tell, scissors in one hand, letting the hair go out the window with the other hand, checking herself from various angles in three mirrors. Snip, snip, swerve. Snip, snip, swerve.

As ironic as it would be if I were to cause a car accident because I couldn't stop looking at the haircut girl, I had to force myself to look away. I hope I didn't miss out on her slamming on the brakes and ending up with scissors in her eye. I'm sure that would have been hilarious.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
silencia:
Thank you! I actually saw a pair of Coach shoes on the back of a magazine, and instantly thought, "I'm not a shoe person, and I'm poor, but I want those shoes." A week later, Casper and I were walking through a Ross, and I found a black and white knock-off version (what I wore in my set) for $14. Yay!
Sep 14, 2009
silencia:
Haha. I pretty much only know how to do line stitching and granny squares. My skills be super limited tongue

Sep 14, 2009

More Blogs

  • 06.25.09
    3

    Thursday Jun 25, 2009

    It's so weird to me that people keep congratulating me on my marriage…
  • 06.21.09
    4

    Sunday Jun 21, 2009

    I, like so many other people in the world, am now a Smith. It was …
  • 06.17.09
    1

    Wednesday Jun 17, 2009

    It's time for SUPER AMAZING TRUE LIFE TALES FROM KERI'S HOUSE! or W…
  • 06.11.09
    3

    Thursday Jun 11, 2009

    Whenever Dave and I discuss who we'd like to see in a particular movi…
  • 05.30.09
    0

    Saturday May 30, 2009

    I woke up this morning feeling as if I'd been mauled by strippers. …
  • 05.26.09
    0

    Tuesday May 26, 2009

    I'm having one of those days where every song I hear gets mercilessly…
  • 05.22.09
    2

    Saturday May 23, 2009

    There is now a very high likelihood of dog-on-dog face humping at my …
  • 05.20.09
    4

    Wednesday May 20, 2009

    Yesterday my grandmother sent me a yellow checkered table cloth, some…
  • 05.12.09
    5

    Tuesday May 12, 2009

    Yeah, I'm getting married...but only because I was promised a puppy w…
  • 05.06.09
    4

    Wednesday May 06, 2009

    After much debate and discussion by some of the world's most advanced…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
8
months
16
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,662 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,098,693 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,783,905 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo