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It's so weird to me that people keep congratulating me on my marriage. It's not like it was an actual accomplishment, really. We just decided that, after five years, we were both really too lazy to go out and find someone else, and that getting hitched might net us some profit. Getting congrats for that kind of feels like people are saying, "Hey, way to go on having brown hair! Good job on that dimple! Five foot six? You must be so proud!"

Weird.