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I have an apartment now, and I have internet, cookware and groceries therein. I'd love to have people over, but you can only come over if you don't like sitting on chairs, at tables, or watching television, playing video games, or listening to music. I have none of those things.

I do have some fat, juicy prawns that I'm going to sautee in a vodka cream sauce, though. You'd just have to be willing to sit on the floor to eat it, with no entertainment other than the stunning wit of my robot bunny. Sorry, it's all I have to offer.