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Sunday Apr 22, 2007

Apr 22, 2007
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Today I spent an hour and a half arranging, rearranging and pricing forty-seven monkey wrenches, one hundred and twenty-seven model cars, and eighty six model airplanes. No one asked me to hurry; we were all taking our time metering out the leftovers of a man's life. I kept a little wooden log plane, the tiniest monkey wrench, and a Volkswagen Beetle that is really a bottle of aftershave with a trunk that opens.

Today I rolled in the mud with two happy dogs, and then we all three got the hose.

Today I pulled over on a dirt road and watched an empty old farm house burn to the ground in the middle of a thunderstorm.

Now I'm going to drink a vodka tonic in a warm bath and call my favorite person on the phone.

The world sure is a beautiful place.
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Hello again.

Feb 10, 2009
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Wasn't me- they've been reactivating people's accounts and calling it "mystery gift reactivation" or some sneaky bullshit.
Feb 10, 2009

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