Today our art teacher told me that one of our lovely young ghetto hootchies had expressed concern about me. She said that it seemed so sad that I was always off by myself doing things that old ladies do, and she was worried I might be lonely. Maybe I should ask her to be my new bestest friend, though I have the feeling she'd be the kind of bestest friend who'd stab me in the back and try to steal my boyfriend.
Actually, I should probably ask her to hook me up with these other old ladies she knows. If they sit around knitting awesome hats and reading zombie comics all day too, they'd probably be my friends.
Actually, I should probably ask her to hook me up with these other old ladies she knows. If they sit around knitting awesome hats and reading zombie comics all day too, they'd probably be my friends.
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mistersatan:
Consider that me sinking to the average intelligence level around here lately.
freakpirate:
Well I wanted to switch it up a little. Lately it's been wearing shirts. I'm not completely sold on the idea yet. In fact... it's kind of boring.
