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Did you know there are people who run marathons through Death Valley? How stupid are those people? Pretty fucking stupid, if you ask me. Did you know that in Death Valley it does rain, but the rain evaporates before it hits the ground? Did you know that the KGB in Romania used to use tiny poisoned umbrella pellet guns to kill people who disagreed with their regime? Did you know the Clovis people may not have been the first people to settle the North American continent, but it may in fact have been primitive European sailors?

Yeah, I've been watching documentaries all day. Life is awesome.