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Wednesday Apr 05, 2006

Apr 5, 2006
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I bumped my thigh on a table and yelled, "Fuckmonkeys!" in the classroom today. Oh, it'll be a while before the kids let me forget that one.
zaksmith:
i just want you to know that i just read that and i won't forget either
Apr 5, 2006
shad:
That's pretty good. My personal favorites are Christfuck or Godswhore or godfucking. I have issues with the church.
Apr 5, 2006

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