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Monday Mar 20, 2006

Mar 20, 2006
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I now know six ways to break a choke hold. Seven, if you count using a baseball bat. You can't tell me that doesn't make me way cooler.
adjunct:
I can't think of many things that can't be accomplished with a baseball bat.
Mar 20, 2006
shad:
That strikes me as a valuable thing to know. This is from your conflict management course, then? Wouldn't it be better to know how to apply a choke hold that can't be broken, or some such? Sort of passive aggressive conflict management. Go ahead, choke-hold me. I'll break out of it, and then won't you feel all futile and stuff.
Mar 20, 2006

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