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Monday Oct 23, 2006

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I have been to a wedding and a bachelor party...had a book cover to make, a correction for a comic to finish, a graphic novel to throw in, and started a new graphic novel as well. An educational comic is evidently coming out from my hands soon, another wedding to attend, as well as another job (as soon as these others are completed), and then I should theoretically...theoretically...be done.

Q: HOW CAN I FIND TIME FOR LOVE, DOCTOR JONES???


A: I can't! So...no point in pursuing love! Not right now, anyways. I'm too fucking stressed! And when my body is stressed, I want WEIRD SHIT.

Like a dozen scantily clad beauties with both humour and wit, who all think I'm keen...and we'll go sailing and have crazed, meaningless sex for forty days and nights. GOOD SEX, TOO.

Or better yet, maybe I'll be swept off by hot Persian ladies! To the Casbah!! And they'll soak my feet in MONEY. DIRTY, DIRTY MONEY.

Or! Even better yet! I'll hang out with the Kool-Aid man! And we'll get RIGHTEOUSLY LOADED.



FUCK YEAH!!!
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katchoo:
Maybe you've just got to make time? Who really needs sleep or food, anyway. You're wasting valuable time!! Or maybe you could add on love/lust/hit it time to the activities you do? Do a painting, then go hit on a chick, do a con apearance, dance at a club, something like that. wink Sounds like your life is just a bit too complicated these days.

Oh! Or get personal booty calls! Sexy ladies visiting your house when you're on a break from artwork, and having fun. ^^ (Don't know where the ladies would come from, but it's possible!)

I hope that Dawn comes for you soon. smile
Oct 25, 2006
surlymike:
I love how the Kool-Aid Man represents such a divergence from the Jonestown association with his drink of choice. That probably makes me morbid and evil. Oh, well. tongue
Oct 25, 2006

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