vassago

Yesterday, I stopped at a local gastation for a soda.
The place that I stopped at was just a few blocks from my home.I stop there often
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As I was looking over the cooler, trying to make a decision, I noticed a man to my left. He was black man, with a shaved head. He was slightly taller than me, and a lot heavier. He was staring at me rather intently. For a moment, I returned to my browsing.

A few seconds later, I looked to my left, to his postion.

He had completely unbuttoned his shirt, and was holding open so as to expose his chest and stomach, all the while staring me right in the eye.

He approached, and quietly, he told me that he had followed me into the Gas station.
"You are unbelievably beautiful" he said.
I was very, very uncomfortable at this point.
He proceeded to ask for my number, and explained that he would make me forget about my boyfriend.

"I'm straight" I explained to him.
"Are you sure?" he replied. I, of course, insisted in my position.

He then produced a couple of twenties, and in a low, faux-femme voice (so fucking scary) he said; "My name is Tony, I just want to get high and suck dicks".

What the hell was I supposed to say to that?
Why did he show me money?

Before I could possibly reply to this bit of oddness, he took it to the next level. "I loves to suck white dicks."
No joke. He said that.

Somewhere between absolute fear, and absolute humor, I did my best to reaffirm my heterosexual position. Having had enough of this bizarre slice of life, I quickly chose a soda (Sprite "Remix", actually) and excused myself.

Tony will not be quickly forgotten.
Sprite Remix is actually quite good.