van_goghs_ear

well thats it i'm one step closer to becoming an agoraphobic. so tonight i decide to go out to dinner with my girlfriend, so we head to the bastion of fine dining which is fridays. so i'm only an occasional smoker, so we take a seat in the no-smoking section. so our hostess takes us over there and we sit and i see that almost table is occupied by a family, with young kids. so i'm not gonna go as far as to say i hate kids, i'm just not a big fan. so anyway we're stiing there and everything is ok then i hear this cough from the table next to us. so whatever it's background noise, then i hear it another half dozen times in about 2 minutes. so at this point i have to look over, and theres this little girl probably three years old eating chicken fingers, and these chicken fingers are like the size of her hand. so everytime she takes a bite she starts coughing, so i dont know if the food is irritating her or shes choking or what, all i know is the incessant coughing is making me nuts. so then i start thinking you're a parent you have a very small young child your letting her eat adult food for gods sake will you please cut it or tear it into bite sizes pieces for her so she dosent choke every time she takes a bite, fucking imbecile.

so then we get out of that hell hole and i want to head over to borders because i realize i have never read war of the worlds and i'd like to read the book before the new film version comes out. (mainly to bitch about how spielberg fucked it up, i love to bitch about a spielberg flick whenever possible) so we go into borders and i wanna peruse the magazines a little before i pick up my book. specifically iw anted to see what the new film comment had in it, so i go over tot he rack and theres a mass of humanity huddled around the rack like 8 people. so i manage to "excuse me" "pardon me" my way in and get the magazine, they have an article about tropical malady so i walk away and decide to purchase it along with my copy of war of the worlds. so my beef is you wanna look through a magazine at the rack, ok fine. we've all done it a million fucking times, here's the rub though. to look at said magazine you dont have to be right on top of the fucking rack, take a step back. thats all it is one step, should move you back 12-18 inches and leave the people who also want to get something off the rack some space. so while browsing the magazines at yoru local bookstore or news stand, take a goddamn step back, please!!!

this is fridaymournings bitch of the day expect more to come