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after a very long hiatus, I finally have my internet connection back! and there is much rejoicing around here. well, I'm rejoicing. my girlfriend may not be doing as much rejoicing as I am.

I did NOT have mono. just strep. the doctor finally called me two days later to tell me that--after I had already gotten over it.

this morning I awoke to an alarm clock falling on my face and busting my lip open. needless to say, I was displeased. in fact, I started the shower and sat on the toilet and held my head in my...
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I feel like hell.

somebody go tell all the goddamn trees that they don't need to reproduce this year. seriously.

I just had this overwhelming urge for sparkling water. so I got a bottle of perrier and am now sipping it--and LIKING it.

what the hell is happening to me?

I refuse to make any spring break plans, because all those I have made so far have fallen through. I was going to go to the burlesque show, but it was cancelled. I was going to go camping, but one our party got PNEUMONIA. seriously. how ridiculous is that? I think it's a sign.

I think that bourbon and saffron rice makes for a good...
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I didn't exactly get a girlfriend. I did sort of enter into negotiations, though. maybe if it all works out we can agree to declare that we have a leapiversary.

I need to get a girlfriend on sunday so that I can have a leapiversary.

secret kisses are the best.

this just in from headquarters:

"mars ain't the kinda place to raise your kids. in fact, it's cold as hell."