Josey Vogels requested people's best and worst sex stories ever. I probably should've sent her my best sex story to balance out the worst sex story that I sent, but ah well. The worst sex of my young life was with Sullen Actor, and the entire DCB troupe knows about it, so I felt it was already in the public domain and therefore entitled to send it in with the intent to win one of her sex-related books. Mmm, contests.
I wonder if there's anything worse than sleeping with a dude who wets the bed? I mean, I didn't have to go to the hospital after sex with him, so I guess there are worse things, but that rates pretty high on the Humiliation Meter. Several people have also commented that the only way it could've been worse was if I had slept with Spud from Trainspotting.
Anyway, in other weird news it looks like I may have a job, thanks to Remington. We have yet to meet up in person, but we ran into each other here and on Consumating.com, and now I feel I owe him a beer or something. Well, after my first paycheck, anyway.
Now then, I have a few more items to purge from my To Do list, and then it's t-shirt-making time at last.
I wonder if there's anything worse than sleeping with a dude who wets the bed? I mean, I didn't have to go to the hospital after sex with him, so I guess there are worse things, but that rates pretty high on the Humiliation Meter. Several people have also commented that the only way it could've been worse was if I had slept with Spud from Trainspotting.
Anyway, in other weird news it looks like I may have a job, thanks to Remington. We have yet to meet up in person, but we ran into each other here and on Consumating.com, and now I feel I owe him a beer or something. Well, after my first paycheck, anyway.
Now then, I have a few more items to purge from my To Do list, and then it's t-shirt-making time at last.
That sounds like the Dainty brand rice. That stuff is pretty good, especially the rice pilaf.
[Edited on Jul 03, 2005 10:59PM]