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valcapone

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Wednesday Jun 08, 2005

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Yep. It looks like I'm gonna go ahead and sell my panties for cash, somewhere here. Which means La Senza should really get it together and create a panty card with 10 for the price of 9, the way they have one for bras. Like, hello?

Now my only questions are these:
1. What the hell does it mean to have sex in your panties? How long do they need to stay on, exactly, cus you can't really have decent penetration if they're on the whole time...
2. Why would anyone *want* pee in their undies? And if you're gonna add piss as a special touch, why not skid marks? Isn't that equally erotic (or non-erotic, as the case may be)?

Ah, the weird wide world of selling your body, sex, or some fantasy involving the two on the interweb.

P.S. Newbie_geek and I got iMarried. (That'd make him my Imaginary Husband, which is sorta like being an Imaginary Girlfriend, only with more cock.) You, too, can get non-bindingly hitched at LiveWed.com. Virtual honeymoon to follow. Virtual gifts welcome.

P.P.S. Okay, WTF does a Suicide Girl have to type to get the freaking picture to show up here? I've tried eeeeeeverything, and all I get is that box with a ? in it! I give up! Just go here! http://suicidegirls.com/members/ValCapone/pics/50753/1/

P.P.S.S. Testimonialize me! Testify! I did it for you... [pouts]
tonsecret:
Good luck with your panties. It works I tell ya :-D
Jun 9, 2005

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