utterfailure

zombie journal
sunday
-big surprise-

So I'm eating this politician, and a real piece of work too. Real important guy in the republican party. I know because I pay attention. Anyway, I'm eating this guy and he starts blubbering about wanting to get something off his chest. So he starts telling me that it's all been a lie. They lied after stealing the election and they haven't stopped since.

"Look buddy, tell me something I don't know. I may be dead, but I'm not stupid. Unfortunately for you, I'm not a priest. Now scream a little more."