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My Fellow Americans:
Thunderstorms are scary. My momma used ta tell me, when I was a boy, that thunderstorms was just god going bowling!! That's crazy!! Isn't that crazy?!?! Ahem...... Now I am older and much, much wiserer. I know, now, that thunderstorms are actually god trying to scare gay folks. OOGY BOOGY YOU HOMOS!!! If yer not gay you don't have to be afraid...
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Thunderstorms are scary. My momma used ta tell me, when I was a boy, that thunderstorms was just god going bowling!! That's crazy!! Isn't that crazy?!?! Ahem...... Now I am older and much, much wiserer. I know, now, that thunderstorms are actually god trying to scare gay folks. OOGY BOOGY YOU HOMOS!!! If yer not gay you don't have to be afraid...
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vivid:
Dear Sir,
I hate you. Oh, mister W, I hate you more than I hate pretentious feminist artists.
Thats a lot.
*hiss*
I hate you. Oh, mister W, I hate you more than I hate pretentious feminist artists.
Thats a lot.
*hiss*
Note to Whitehouse Waiting Staff:
I would just like ta remind you folks to make sure, next time we have guests over to the Whitehouse for dinner, that I have my AquaMan glass. You forgot ta get it for me the other night and I was very discouraged. My AquaMan glass makes me feel very confident. It makes me feel like everyone in the room...
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I would just like ta remind you folks to make sure, next time we have guests over to the Whitehouse for dinner, that I have my AquaMan glass. You forgot ta get it for me the other night and I was very discouraged. My AquaMan glass makes me feel very confident. It makes me feel like everyone in the room...
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phoenixorcism:
Greetings Earthling
Thankyou for your comment.
Spock and Kirk are clearly gagging for each other so it was my duty to pull them kicking and screaming out of the teleporter.
I don't actually watch to much sci-fi. But I can never pass up watching the orginal series on account of my love for cheesey shows.
I turn to the Bible to read only when I can't find where I put my porn. It is often my salvation in my hours of need.
I long to be an American and drink from an AquaMan glass too.
Crikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou for your comment.
Spock and Kirk are clearly gagging for each other so it was my duty to pull them kicking and screaming out of the teleporter.
I don't actually watch to much sci-fi. But I can never pass up watching the orginal series on account of my love for cheesey shows.
I turn to the Bible to read only when I can't find where I put my porn. It is often my salvation in my hours of need.
I long to be an American and drink from an AquaMan glass too.
Crikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ghost333:
GZ is that you?
My Fellow Americans:
YEE HAW!!! It's been a great 6 years. Don't yall wish I could stay for another 6 ?!
IRAQ
1. The Bush Administration has spent more than $140 billion on a war of choice in Iraq.
Source: American Progress
2. The Bush Administration sent troops into battle without adequate body armor or armored Humvees.
Sources: Fox News, Boston Globe
3. The Bush...
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YEE HAW!!! It's been a great 6 years. Don't yall wish I could stay for another 6 ?!
IRAQ
1. The Bush Administration has spent more than $140 billion on a war of choice in Iraq.
Source: American Progress
2. The Bush Administration sent troops into battle without adequate body armor or armored Humvees.
Sources: Fox News, Boston Globe
3. The Bush...
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gogo:
you always cheer me up 
franpire:
Doesn't it all just make you sick? It does me.
Congrats on taking the time to write it all down and make a serious note on this here superficial website!
[Edited on May 13, 2006 2:06AM]
Congrats on taking the time to write it all down and make a serious note on this here superficial website!
[Edited on May 13, 2006 2:06AM]
My fellow Americans:
I wuz talkin ta my wife tha other day. I sed "I'd like a little pussy." She said, "Me too. Mines as big as a house!"
YEE HAW! I likes jokes. They sure is funny! Here's another one:
How many Americans can get fucked by my government before they finally wake up and do somethin ??
I'll let ya know when I...
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I wuz talkin ta my wife tha other day. I sed "I'd like a little pussy." She said, "Me too. Mines as big as a house!"
YEE HAW! I likes jokes. They sure is funny! Here's another one:
How many Americans can get fucked by my government before they finally wake up and do somethin ??
I'll let ya know when I...
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bunkdose:
ahahaha.
Hello Mr. Prez,
I voted for you for your first term. The second..well.. uh..them third parties have an attractive political platform, ya know.
forgive me?
Oh yeah.. pay no mind to the pic of you in my journal.. just a simple laugh, at your expense of course.
Happy Easter!
Hello Mr. Prez,
I voted for you for your first term. The second..well.. uh..them third parties have an attractive political platform, ya know.
forgive me?
Oh yeah.. pay no mind to the pic of you in my journal.. just a simple laugh, at your expense of course.
Happy Easter!
My Fellow Americans:
Phase 2 of my presidency will involve visitin yer home and raping yer mother while ya watch. YEE HAW! If ya try ta question me I'll mount a vicious smear campaign against you and question yer patriotism. FREEDOMS ON THA MARCH!!
Thet is all. Now go enjoy livin in tha bestest country ever. YEE HAW!!!
Phase 2 of my presidency will involve visitin yer home and raping yer mother while ya watch. YEE HAW! If ya try ta question me I'll mount a vicious smear campaign against you and question yer patriotism. FREEDOMS ON THA MARCH!!
Thet is all. Now go enjoy livin in tha bestest country ever. YEE HAW!!!
My Fellow Americans:
What is it gonna take for you folks ta see what I really am?!?! Do I need to break into yer home, rape yer mother and then kill yer best friend right in front of yer stupid, pitifull, blind fucking faces!! I am evil incarnate!! The only thing worse then me is German people!!
Anyhow, I know what the problem is folks....
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What is it gonna take for you folks ta see what I really am?!?! Do I need to break into yer home, rape yer mother and then kill yer best friend right in front of yer stupid, pitifull, blind fucking faces!! I am evil incarnate!! The only thing worse then me is German people!!
Anyhow, I know what the problem is folks....
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My fellow Americans:
As your CEO president I've decided it's now necessary to sell our ports to the UAE. Don't yall worry none. They have lots of money and can help my family err.... I mean.... America out a lot. Some of you are probably askin yerselves, "Why did we invade Iraq, which had no connection to 9/11, and now turn around and sell our...
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As your CEO president I've decided it's now necessary to sell our ports to the UAE. Don't yall worry none. They have lots of money and can help my family err.... I mean.... America out a lot. Some of you are probably askin yerselves, "Why did we invade Iraq, which had no connection to 9/11, and now turn around and sell our...
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infinitebpm:
Dirka Dirka Dirka...
Laka daka...dirka muhmmaed ali jihad
Dirka Dirka
Laka daka...dirka muhmmaed ali jihad
Dirka Dirka
infinitebpm:
I want to burn this...whole...world...DOWN!!!!!!!
My fellow Americans,
Its okay if you don't tell anyone after you shoot somebody. You need to take the time to figure out how ta spin the story any how. If you can, try to blame it on Bill Clinton. That usually works with half the country and who cares about the other half. They're just all those fancy folks livin in those big cities....
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Its okay if you don't tell anyone after you shoot somebody. You need to take the time to figure out how ta spin the story any how. If you can, try to blame it on Bill Clinton. That usually works with half the country and who cares about the other half. They're just all those fancy folks livin in those big cities....
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opticon:
Laughing my fucking ass of! It reads as though it is something he would say! Keep me updated on new speeches
gogo:
hahaah you're the best
Hey!
Don't be comin ta my speeches wearin protest shirts!
Cuz I'll have ya arrested!
Freedoms on tha march!
Don't be comin ta my speeches wearin protest shirts!
Cuz I'll have ya arrested!
Freedoms on tha march!
gogo:
yeah what about teletubbies aren't they cute those fancy colored happy things?
i wanna be your friend!
i wanna be your friend!
gogo:
don't hury
that's why i like you
cuz you're simple
that's why i like you
cuz you're simple
fool me twice....ya can't get fooled again!?
melika:
well, maybe just one more time....
gogo:
ahahahha oh man
i see you on tv all the time
you're funny
i see you on tv all the time
you're funny
Hey, spy'en on folks ain't illegal cuz I'm tha president and I can do stuff if it makes us safe from the evil doers.
I gotta say that just cuz all these demons...err.... I mean democrats are startin ta talk about impeachment, that don't mean nothin. Look, Bill Clinton had ta be impeached cuz he lied about cheatin on his wife. This is different. Back...
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I gotta say that just cuz all these demons...err.... I mean democrats are startin ta talk about impeachment, that don't mean nothin. Look, Bill Clinton had ta be impeached cuz he lied about cheatin on his wife. This is different. Back...
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