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Thursday May 04, 2006

May 4, 2006
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Note to Whitehouse Waiting Staff:


I would just like ta remind you folks to make sure, next time we have guests over to the Whitehouse for dinner, that I have my AquaMan glass. You forgot ta get it for me the other night and I was very discouraged. My AquaMan glass makes me feel very confident. It makes me feel like everyone in the room is a dolphin or some other sea-creature and that everything I say makes perfect sense. When I don't have my AquaMan glass I get very confused.

Thanks. I know this won't happen again.

Your fearless leader.

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phoenixorcism:
Greetings Earthling
Thankyou for your comment.
Spock and Kirk are clearly gagging for each other so it was my duty to pull them kicking and screaming out of the teleporter.
I don't actually watch to much sci-fi. But I can never pass up watching the orginal series on account of my love for cheesey shows.
I turn to the Bible to read only when I can't find where I put my porn. It is often my salvation in my hours of need.
I long to be an American and drink from an AquaMan glass too.
Crikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 20, 2006
ghost333:
GZ is that you?
ARRR!!! biggrin
Jun 20, 2006

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