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Friday Apr 14, 2006

Apr 14, 2006
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My fellow Americans:


I wuz talkin ta my wife tha other day. I sed "I'd like a little pussy." She said, "Me too. Mines as big as a house!"

YEE HAW! I likes jokes. They sure is funny! Here's another one:

How many Americans can get fucked by my government before they finally wake up and do somethin ??

I'll let ya know when I find out!! HA HA HA HA HEH HEH. Laugh or I'll send ya to a torcher camp!! HEH heh ehe heh.




bunkdose:
ahahaha.

Hello Mr. Prez,
I voted for you for your first term. The second..well.. uh..them third parties have an attractive political platform, ya know.
forgive me?

Oh yeah.. pay no mind to the pic of you in my journal.. just a simple laugh, at your expense of course.

Happy Easter!
Apr 16, 2006

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