Hey, spy'en on folks ain't illegal cuz I'm tha president and I can do stuff if it makes us safe from the evil doers.
I gotta say that just cuz all these demons...err.... I mean democrats are startin ta talk about impeachment, that don't mean nothin. Look, Bill Clinton had ta be impeached cuz he lied about cheatin on his wife. This is different. Back in 2000 I said I'd bring honor and integrity back ta the white house and I think we've done a pretty dern good job. So we lost some buildings in New York and some folks died. Oh, and we did lose that whole city down south, but it was dirty anyway. And the rest of the world, purdy-much, hates us and doesn't take anything I say seriously. We're in the hole trillions of dollars and I've utterly destroyed this country's credibility with torture, lies, deceit, illegal wars etc.. But dogone-it, I never cheated on my wife!
And so what if I had to lie to get the war started. How else could I have gotten us there?
Just cuz everyone in my administration's under investigation or being indicted doesn't mean we're doing anything wrong.
And never forget, THE EVIL DOERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!
Now please, go buy stuff and keep our great economy going.
Heart,
Your Presedent
I gotta say that just cuz all these demons...err.... I mean democrats are startin ta talk about impeachment, that don't mean nothin. Look, Bill Clinton had ta be impeached cuz he lied about cheatin on his wife. This is different. Back in 2000 I said I'd bring honor and integrity back ta the white house and I think we've done a pretty dern good job. So we lost some buildings in New York and some folks died. Oh, and we did lose that whole city down south, but it was dirty anyway. And the rest of the world, purdy-much, hates us and doesn't take anything I say seriously. We're in the hole trillions of dollars and I've utterly destroyed this country's credibility with torture, lies, deceit, illegal wars etc.. But dogone-it, I never cheated on my wife!
And so what if I had to lie to get the war started. How else could I have gotten us there?
Just cuz everyone in my administration's under investigation or being indicted doesn't mean we're doing anything wrong.
And never forget, THE EVIL DOERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!
Now please, go buy stuff and keep our great economy going.
Heart,
Your Presedent