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i need to update but i don't know what to say.

egon ate my parfait.

hahaha.

but he did buy me another one.

ok. i'll say actual things later.

to all of you.

i got new earrings
red acrylic 2g hoops
yay for stretched earlobes!

what? what's that you heard?

mercy is actually going OUT tonight?

that's right.

with another PERSON?

oh yes. and it's not even her husband.

WOW.

yep. she's going to a "neo-burlesque" show.
woohoo.

curses!


ok now i'm Really mad. i had a whole long journal entry typed up and i clicked submit and all i get is the one word. at least it's "curses."

well nobody won the prize for guessing who wrote the lovely songs i quoted.
tadzi knew the first one was by Bob Dylan, and Stickyrice knew the third one was by Lou Reed.
5 meaningless points to each of them (i feel like Clive Anderson scoring on Whose Line...).

since i love the second song, and since it is the one i was listening to...
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oh. right. it's poetry day. how about some conflicting song lyrics on the nature of the afterlife? bonus points to whoever can name the authors: (oh, and i am not in a morbid mood or anything. i just primarily listen to sad songs)

1. when you're standing at the crossroads that you cannot comprehend, just remember that death is not the end.

2. it would...
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i was driving to school today and listening to a great song. when i got to school i didn't want to stop the car and the song, so something told me to do donuts in the parking lot. i drove around a lightpost at least five times. when i realized the ridiculousness of what i was doing i started laughing. fuckin shrieking laughing. and the...
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"candy says... 'i've come to hate my body and all that it requires in this world.'"

my body has decided it hates me.

curses.

but the sweetest cat in the world loves me.

yay.

update: crying cat
situation is resolved.
he just vomited.

cats are drinking milk
left over from cereal.
one cat is crying.

he has been crying
since four o clock this morning.
it is now seven.

this weekend i:

saw pirates of the caribbean again last night. it was still good.

watched my little brother make a drunken ass of himself at a wedding. tried to kidnap his girlfriend and bring her home with me because she is waaay too good for him.

had to surrender my jewelry tools to airport security to be melted down. honestly, pliers that are not...
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wow, i almost didn't want to update this because i had so many comments and all of them were good.

but alas. it was bugging me that i had gone for a few days without updating.

which i will be doing again, as i am going to florida for the weekend.

for a wedding. i know my mom's all secretly cattily happy that i got...
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