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uppity_cracker

New Orleans, LA

Member Since 2012

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Tuesday May 22, 2012

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Today I am in a "smash everything and test its flammability" type of mood. Luckily, there are some incredible sets on the front page and I have internalized my murderous impulses. After all, certain things (like dismembering another human being) are frowned upon in my industry, and the world in general.

Anyway, I hope all my new friends are having a better time than I. Enjoy the nudity, and laugh as often as possible. Peace in your mouth.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
leandra:
Thanks so much for leaving me some love on my new set! miao!!
<3
May 22, 2012
uppity_cracker:
De nada, gorgeous. Thanks for posing for it.
May 22, 2012

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