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Short life update:
Working at a hospital clinic is awesome! I talked to a guy yesterday who is either delusional or having his life systematically ruined by a church he used to belong to. Last week I talked to a guy who didn't know what day it was. He honestly couldn't remember if it was Monday or Friday and was really angry he missed his...
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Working at a hospital clinic is awesome! I talked to a guy yesterday who is either delusional or having his life systematically ruined by a church he used to belong to. Last week I talked to a guy who didn't know what day it was. He honestly couldn't remember if it was Monday or Friday and was really angry he missed his...
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atomicant:
what is the context you want me to take the pictures in? crim and plissken stuffing them in their mouths? or all nice and artsy?
hopey:
Is the weekend on? That first weekend in May?
I assume you are making cupcakes for camping?
I assume you are making cupcakes for camping?
You guys are kind of gullible.
This is an actual conversation I had with my husband today:
Me: Hey, will you go lay down in the driveway with a bag of garbage?
Him: Why?
Me: Because I think it would be funny.
Him: Okay.
I love us.
This is an actual conversation I had with my husband today:
Me: Hey, will you go lay down in the driveway with a bag of garbage?
Him: Why?
Me: Because I think it would be funny.
Him: Okay.
I love us.
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meatpieboy:
He gets pretty ornery when he's around the house all day, huh?
becca_____:
Yeah but I didn't want to start a whole thread or anything, especially since I'm not even sure if I'm coming. I'm still working at the restaurant, but I had a job interview at the State Archives yesterday that I think went really well. I didn't get your message until late last night but I'll try to call you tonight.
Today I bought Cream Collon and a blow up doll. Then I watched Ice Pirates.
I'm feeling pretty good about the direction this is taking.
Oh, also, there was a woman waiting in a van with her small child when atomicant, Crim, MisterSatan and I pulled up to the filthy-dirty-adult-fun-time shop. I think if you have to drive your husband to the...
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I'm feeling pretty good about the direction this is taking.
Oh, also, there was a woman waiting in a van with her small child when atomicant, Crim, MisterSatan and I pulled up to the filthy-dirty-adult-fun-time shop. I think if you have to drive your husband to the...
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varuka_salt:
Happy Birfday!!!
You're the 3rd SG birfday today!!!
You're the 3rd SG birfday today!!!
stiles:
Oh look, it's april 1st..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's snowing.
Again.
In March.
I did not sign on for this.
Again.
In March.
I did not sign on for this.
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venice:
I know, WTF?
econstupidity:
isn't this nuts??? and everytime I think it's only done, it starts accumulating again.
when I mvoed here rain was expected but snow in April should not be allowed
when I mvoed here rain was expected but snow in April should not be allowed
Yesterday I went to pick up a couple grand in cash at the bank and the money smelled terrible. I thought it was the teller's breath, but then I got home and my purse smelled the same way. I had to Febreze it.
Today I bought a car. It's a lot like my last car, except it has cloth seats and a hundred thousand...
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Today I bought a car. It's a lot like my last car, except it has cloth seats and a hundred thousand...
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schmelectra:
oh come on. that shit was hilarious and you know it.
wren:
I typically play guitar or bass for Rock Band but if I consume the proper quantity of rum I will sing Oasis. Because rum makes me think I'm 16 again, apparently?
I recently thought about picking up a notepad to carry around with me so I can write down funny conversations my husband and I have because, honestly, we're hilarious. But then I realized that, to those who don't know us in person, it would probably sound like we were in some kind of mutually abusive relationship.
Recent examples:
Him: Should we just show up at...
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Recent examples:
Him: Should we just show up at...
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mistersatan:
I know I should be pissed, but those are really good chocolate bars. 
breezey:
That chocolate bar sounds really good right now. I do not shop at the Whole Foods because we can't afford it. I just found out recently that one of my cousins is the manager at the one in Beverly Hills so we were trying to get Nementh a job there so we could go and take part in the fabulous meat and cheese counters (+100 for them having a variety of goat cheeses that I can eat).
YOU'RE A BIG JERKFACE, JERKFACE!
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samling:
okay. i can't believe you'd pass up the scottish lady having an irish party.
remind me i want to make out with your fase later.
remind me i want to make out with your fase later.
hopey:
Says who?
So, my car's totaled. Which is great, because I love car shopping. Hopefully I'll get to talk to all kinds of slimy used car salesmen.
Also, why can't anyone on Craigslist spell?
Also, why can't anyone on Craigslist spell?
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prockgirlscout:
That makes sense. I'm debating about whether it will be worth going. I could fly to SFO for the weekend for like $300 (vs. $450 for PDX) but add in the tickets, place to stay, and drinking money, it definitely adds up.
atomicant:
yes ma'am!
Pants party!
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obd:
No pants party?
charley:
British pants or American pants? If it's the former I'm in.
the best wedding i've ever been to.