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Weeds starts tonight! So excited!

In other news, we've got a wedding to go to in five days and I haven't booked a hotel, bought a present, or found anything to wear.

Yeah, I've got priorities.
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shawndaddy:
I wouldn't miss it.

and yes, that sounds lovely smile
jerawyn:
My brother keeps telling me to watch it. I don't want to give in and let him think he's so smart. wink smile
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margot_dent:
holy shit what? how!?
mqx:
ooo aaa

kiss
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up to:

Believe it or not,
George isn't at home,
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone,
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home.


stuck in your head for no particular reason.


In other news, twenty shopping days left...
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mistersatan:
Wow, you weren't kidding. blackeyed
akirali:
That's a bad thing? That would prove to me that my day is gonna be a-ok. Random funny always brightens up my day.
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So tired. We got home after 1AM last night. I have to be at work in 45 minutes. I need a vacation to recover from my vacation. It's times like these I think quitting the job I've been at for four years would be worth it just so I could o back to bed. blackeyed
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joscelyne:
We come back on the 16th. Let's do a birthday thing for me and you! You can make cupcakes and I'll make...something...that I hope to be as good as your cupcakes...
joscelyne:
OKAY!
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Fuck, I need a vacation.


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So I think I'll take one. See you all in five days!

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obd:
enjoy ...
jerawyn:
Have a good time! Go somewhere COLD! wink

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Everybody look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Oh, sorry, I thought I was in chat for a minute.
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becca_____:
Is it now?
becca_____:
I forgot, it's wednesday already!!! Have a great time on your trip! Be safe!
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I'm too hot to be interesting right now, so just pretend I've said something witty/emo/funny/personal here and comment on that.
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lemonkid:
Any flavor you'd like.
jj_r0x0rz:
no it isn't!
I mean in the edinburgh zoo the penguins can get literally like an inch away from you and i just reached over and poked it. i mean it was a good poke mind you not a hard one. just kinda like hey *poke* he seemed to think it was interesting.
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Are you there God? It's me, unravled.

I need to make a deal with you. If you give me central air conditioning right now, I swear to, well, You, that I'll never ask for anything again, ever.
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stiles:
hi!

did you guys pick up the rotors?
octegon:
What did I tell you? God's Blow Dryer!

He MUST be drunk. there's no other explanation.
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I have a new phone number. If you don't have it, and you want it, and I haven't already emailed you, you should email me.
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judypatricia:
How is work for you? Better? I hope so.

Number! Gimme.

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Please.

...so I can send you dirty text messages.

supremepizzaman:
You email me.
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I still hate truck drivers, but instead of bitching about it, I'm getting drunk instead.

Score: truck drivers 1, unravled 1

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obd:
you get at least 2 pooints for that [getting drunk]

score: truckdrivers: 1 unraveled: 3
troglodyte:
My old man was a truck driver for many years.

He and I don't get along so good.