WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?!
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Homeless guy #1: Damn! I just got kicked out of the library! Damn!
Homeless guy #2: What did you do, man?
Homeless guy #1: I don't know. I don't know.
Homeless guy #2: Aren't you drunk?
Homeless guy #1: Well, yeah. Also, I might have been looking at dirty pictures on the computer.
Homeless guy #2: Aw, that's not so bad.
Homeless guy #1: And...
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Homeless guy #2: What did you do, man?
Homeless guy #1: I don't know. I don't know.
Homeless guy #2: Aren't you drunk?
Homeless guy #1: Well, yeah. Also, I might have been looking at dirty pictures on the computer.
Homeless guy #2: Aw, that's not so bad.
Homeless guy #1: And...
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smuffy:
I want to be a librarian.
rigel:
i am the queen of excessive punctuation!!!!!
or my favorite is when it is question marks.
i am the queen of excessive punctuation ?? *tilts head*
or my favorite is when it is question marks.
i am the queen of excessive punctuation ?? *tilts head*
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koala:
Ha! I wonder who the hell is working over at Yahoo? I've seen so many typos in their articles that I don't even read them anymore.
becca_____:
Yes! And it actually works this time! Also, Jacky picked out her bridesmaid dresses... let's just say I appreciate you so much more now. It's this, in hot pink. It's not that the dress itself is that bad, it's that I can't imagine any scenario in which it actually looks good on me. Or anyone else with hips or boobs.
There's a thin layer of ash covering my yard from the fires east of us. It's supposed to be 92 today. I don't think it's rained properly more than once this year. Not that I'm a big fan of rain, but sometimes I think I won't miss Southern California all that much.
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snakeplissken:
Level 23. 
Talking about the ash reminds me of the time when I lived in Norcal. Walked out the front door and the smoke was so thick it was like fog and the fire was miles away. That was one of the things I don't miss.
Talking about the ash reminds me of the time when I lived in Norcal. Walked out the front door and the smoke was so thick it was like fog and the fire was miles away. That was one of the things I don't miss.
snakeplissken:
I was in Auburn outside of Sacramento for awhile. I left because the people I worked for were a bunch of money-grubbing assclowns and were laying off people based on money more than anything. It was either I quit or a single mom with three kids gets laid off because the cost of health insurance was more for her. So I quit and had to move back to the midwest.
My husband just cleaned the bathroom, and now he's doing the dishes. 
I'm gonna go jump his bones now.
I'm gonna go jump his bones now.
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koleeta:
Hey uh...I did the dishes and cleaned out the fridge. Wanna come over?
stiles:
So where is the Hubby Of Doom (R) hiding these days?
Cancellation
Cancelation
Canceled
Cancelled
Canceling
Cancelling
Canceler
Canceller
Why is this okay?
Cancelation
Canceled
Cancelled
Canceling
Cancelling
Canceler
Canceller
Why is this okay?
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sky:
to L's are better than one.
judypatricia:
Yours too! Times ten.
You should come on AIM once in awhile, by the way.
You should come on AIM once in awhile, by the way.
I have electricity and a dryer again. It was a short at the transformer so Edison came and fixed it. 
Now I'm going to go level two or three more times while I wait for this page to load.
Now I'm going to go level two or three more times while I wait for this page to load.
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snakeplissken:
I'm joined up. I'm Snakeplisken. How do I find the SG group?
jj_r0x0rz:
yay lecttricity is fun
Boss: You're sucking up all the internet!
unravled: Nah, the tubes are probably just clogged.
unravled: Nah, the tubes are probably just clogged.
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uncognitive:
It's all the Netflixes, they're slowing down the tubes.
lemonkid:
You should sell pipe to the internet.
I have a working dryer!
It's been over a year since I've been able to say that! SO EXCITED!
It's been over a year since I've been able to say that! SO EXCITED!
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becca_____:
Fetch that for me!
becca_____:
My computer!
Not really.
But if you ever make it up to Neenach you should grab it. Because I don't think Steve's ever going to give it back.
Not really.
But if you ever make it up to Neenach you should grab it. Because I don't think Steve's ever going to give it back.
MasterBlaster beeotch!