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Monday Apr 11, 2005

Apr 11, 2005
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So this is what I do when I have no internet at home:




  • Get new couches. They match!

  • Go to Chik-Fil-A, the religious rights answer to KFC, but a million times better because God is on their side.

  • Be amazed at the sheer amount of stuff under my old couches.

  • Plant strawberries, which my dog subsequently digs up

  • Plan to replace garden hose, which the dog also destroyed.

  • Go to Sin City with Jeff_Fries.

  • Sleep.

  • Lounge around the house, intending to do nothing with my Sunday but make cookies.

  • Make cookies.

  • Do laundry.

  • Get a call from JohnnyHomicide inquiring about the beach.

  • Inform him that I dont do sand.

  • Being assured that there is no sand involved, leave for Long Beach to meet Joscelyne.

  • Go to the park, and then Long Beach Caf.

  • Steal spoons.

  • Rush home to watch Desperate Housewives.

  • Call boyfriend.

  • Say lots of mushy stuff.

  • Sleep.

  • Get to work and immediately log on to SG.



VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
joscelyne:
- Chik Fil-A should be open on Sundays (but they're not)
- You stole spoons?! Not from the caf, right? Right?! (not...that I care...)
- It seems like a LOT of time has passed since last seeing you. Maybe I should lose the internet, too, so I can be more productive and see people like you more often
Apr 12, 2005
naja_haje:
YOU MADE ME EAT BUTTER!










Thank you so much, they are great cookies. kiss
Apr 12, 2005

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