MisterSatan: LieBot, what is the saddest thing in the world?
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unravled: Oh dear god.
MisterSatan: Man, NO ONE at the office thinks that's funny. Losers.
unravled: Because they're all juggalos?
MisterSatan: That's the only explanation.
unravled: Well you can just tell them that your wife thinks dead babies are hilarious.
MisterSatan: Done and done!
Man, just about the entire Accounting department started crying.
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unravled: Oh dear god.
MisterSatan: Man, NO ONE at the office thinks that's funny. Losers.
unravled: Because they're all juggalos?
MisterSatan: That's the only explanation.
unravled: Well you can just tell them that your wife thinks dead babies are hilarious.
MisterSatan: Done and done!
Man, just about the entire Accounting department started crying.
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Key lime pie cupcakes
or
Absinthe cupcakes?*
*This post brought to you by the number five and the color green.
or
Absinthe cupcakes?*
*This post brought to you by the number five and the color green.
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kirin_ka:
Incredibly stoned and tired!
snakeplissken:
Please oh please make a nimh parody of this thread.
Hot.
Sushi hangover.
That's all.
Sushi hangover.
That's all.
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snakeplissken:
Pics are up in PDX m'dear.
d_day:
Guess who's coming to Portland July 3 through 7.
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finch:
hey, i was totally there!
congrats, lady
congrats, lady
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hopey:
Mine was full of meat.
Not as much meat as above, but ALOT of meat. So much in fact that i am just eating veggies for dinner tonight!
Not as much meat as above, but ALOT of meat. So much in fact that i am just eating veggies for dinner tonight!
schmelectra:
i had a headache that was so bad i couldn't sleep on monday. my teeth also hurt and so i decided to go to the dentist. i need a root canal post haste apparently. they scheduled me for one tomorrow.

Random updates:
1. Hopey and I made Marsala marscapone chicken, Yukon Gold mashed potatoes, spinach salad, and chocolate mousse last night. Rest assured it was delicious.
2. It does mean, however, that I didn't have leftover cupcakes to take to our fantastic waiter at brunch this morning. The past few months I've been bringing him some. It started when he was brave enough to try...
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1. Hopey and I made Marsala marscapone chicken, Yukon Gold mashed potatoes, spinach salad, and chocolate mousse last night. Rest assured it was delicious.
2. It does mean, however, that I didn't have leftover cupcakes to take to our fantastic waiter at brunch this morning. The past few months I've been bringing him some. It started when he was brave enough to try...
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prockgirlscout:

I can not wait to make these. My mom didn't let me have white bread or marshmallow fluff either at home so when I was in elementary school in Connecticut, I would always choose a fluffernutter on white bread for lunch.
I also ended up drinking an ungodly amount of kool-aid when I moved out of the house because we were never allowed to have it. This is why I try to take a more moderate stance about Q's diet.
I can not wait to make these. My mom didn't let me have white bread or marshmallow fluff either at home so when I was in elementary school in Connecticut, I would always choose a fluffernutter on white bread for lunch.
I also ended up drinking an ungodly amount of kool-aid when I moved out of the house because we were never allowed to have it. This is why I try to take a more moderate stance about Q's diet.
atomicant:
yes, we are.
Another temp job ended today.
Another temp-to-hire job starts next Thursday. I've never really viewed myself as the corporate type, but apparently I did well enough to get a desk on the sixteenth floor with a view of all of downtown Portland.
Pretty sweet.
I expect this space will be filled with delicious food descriptions by Sunday. I've also started a food blog, but that's...
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Another temp-to-hire job starts next Thursday. I've never really viewed myself as the corporate type, but apparently I did well enough to get a desk on the sixteenth floor with a view of all of downtown Portland.
Pretty sweet.
I expect this space will be filled with delicious food descriptions by Sunday. I've also started a food blog, but that's...
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hopey:
It all sounds great to me. Will you message me your numbe so that i have it in case i get lost?
I REALLY want it to work out. The bakery that is.
I REALLY want it to work out. The bakery that is.
_margot_:
Hope you had a wonderful weekend. I cannot wait to see new foods.
Talked to a seventeen year old today who's been accepted to The University of Washington, Stanford, and Johns Hopkins.
I'm not sure I can pay the rent this month.
I'm not sure where I went wrong, really.
At least there's this:
I'm not sure I can pay the rent this month.
I'm not sure where I went wrong, really.
At least there's this:
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hopey:
I have some questions, but i put them in the thread.
Excited for Saturday!
Excited for Saturday!
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meatpieboy:
CONGRATS
samling:
i was talking about being at your wedding on friday to a client of mine.
the best wedding i've ever been to.
the best wedding i've ever been to.
Short life update:
Working at a hospital clinic is awesome! I talked to a guy yesterday who is either delusional or having his life systematically ruined by a church he used to belong to. Last week I talked to a guy who didn't know what day it was. He honestly couldn't remember if it was Monday or Friday and was really angry he missed his...
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Working at a hospital clinic is awesome! I talked to a guy yesterday who is either delusional or having his life systematically ruined by a church he used to belong to. Last week I talked to a guy who didn't know what day it was. He honestly couldn't remember if it was Monday or Friday and was really angry he missed his...
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atomicant:
what is the context you want me to take the pictures in? crim and plissken stuffing them in their mouths? or all nice and artsy?
hopey:
Is the weekend on? That first weekend in May?
I assume you are making cupcakes for camping?
I assume you are making cupcakes for camping?
You guys are kind of gullible.
This is an actual conversation I had with my husband today:
Me: Hey, will you go lay down in the driveway with a bag of garbage?
Him: Why?
Me: Because I think it would be funny.
Him: Okay.
I love us.
This is an actual conversation I had with my husband today:
Me: Hey, will you go lay down in the driveway with a bag of garbage?
Him: Why?
Me: Because I think it would be funny.
Him: Okay.
I love us.
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meatpieboy:
He gets pretty ornery when he's around the house all day, huh?
becca_____:
Yeah but I didn't want to start a whole thread or anything, especially since I'm not even sure if I'm coming. I'm still working at the restaurant, but I had a job interview at the State Archives yesterday that I think went really well. I didn't get your message until late last night but I'll try to call you tonight.
Today I bought Cream Collon and a blow up doll. Then I watched Ice Pirates.
I'm feeling pretty good about the direction this is taking.
Oh, also, there was a woman waiting in a van with her small child when atomicant, Crim, MisterSatan and I pulled up to the filthy-dirty-adult-fun-time shop. I think if you have to drive your husband to the...
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I'm feeling pretty good about the direction this is taking.
Oh, also, there was a woman waiting in a van with her small child when atomicant, Crim, MisterSatan and I pulled up to the filthy-dirty-adult-fun-time shop. I think if you have to drive your husband to the...
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varuka_salt:
Happy Birfday!!!
You're the 3rd SG birfday today!!!
You're the 3rd SG birfday today!!!
stiles:
Oh look, it's april 1st..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


I'm Old! dammit. And yes, i did the google thing, but that doesn't explain the *wtf* factor. Are those guns painted on the casket?