unravled

"I think the gays should be shot...wait, hold on."

"I'm getting mauled by a Republican!"

"I enjoy cock at the sportsfield."

"I'm a fucking octopus, leave me alone!"

"I'd never do this to a girl."

*saved for posterity*

Met the lovely Kestrel last night for dinner at Fred62 with a few other SG folk. She's darling, and cute, and little.

I do believe three nights a week is enough with you people. See you all on Saturday!

Randy's surgery went fine and he's home with his mom for those of you to whom that means something.

For the rest of you, the cutest gay guy helped me wrap up my breakables at IKEA today.

Him: I love you, too.
Me: Even when I sound like a man?
Him: I... guess. When did you do that?
Me: When I was sick. You missed the worst of it.
Him: I didn't think you sounded THAT bad. Maybe I did miss the worst of it. And yes, I love you, even then.
Me: What if I WAS a man?
Him: Oh god....
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So KROQ premiered the new NIN while I was in the car on the way home. I do believe I'm going to have to pick that album up. That's right, the whole album, from a record store. It's worth it.

Also: Apparently, my grandmother has now been prescribed pot to stimulate her appetite.

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

Also, I got this as an OkCupid match:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8496390127373644573

Why would anyone even bother?

I found my boyfriend's 'porn sucks but I need the bucks' shirt today while I was doing laundry so now I'm wearing it. With nothing underneath.

You know, maybe I should have just put this in an email to him instead of telling everyone of my porn site friends.

Everyone go look at my cute new group.

My prom tickets came in the mail last night!

I stole a plate.

Well that's enough self pity. I'm at work doing absolutely nothing, thinking about doing the SGLA dinner tonight. I promise not to cough on you if you come out.

Nothing else exciting to report since I've been either sleeping or hopped up on so much Vicodin that I can't remember what happened anyway.

Called in sick for the second time ever. This cold has got my voice completely shot. Since I talk to people on the phone for a living that's never a good sign. Also, I managed to step in a hole while trying to take down the Christmas lights (fuck you, it's only March) yesterday (or was it Saturday? The Vicodin makes the days run together.)...
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