unravled

You ever seen a cow give birth?

What a name for a superhero...I mean heroine...um, heroic bovine?? What kind of super powers does she have, do you think?? She must be pretty effective in fighting crime to be so happy...

Herrrrrrrrrpeeeees!!!

No.

Thank you so very much for the compliment.

I've actually had quite a few folks on SG purchase my work or commission pieces from me. I've done a few things off the site including a piece for the Silent Movie Theatre here in LA.

I'm trying to build up enough of a collection to show sometime, but I keep selling them to quickly. (I know, nice problem to have so I'm not really bitching about that)

I just started painting about a year and a half ago, so I'm not really sure how to go about showing my work.

Yep, and you better call Kim because I'm not seeing that gay movie.

hope u ilke it ..

not at all, i'll shortly be going MIA for god knows how long. i'll pop up for air occasionally to say hello, though. i promise.

Yay nice life!

Speaking of nice, it was just that to finally be introduced.

Because a middle aged man living at the Motel 6 because he's going through a divorce after ten years of marriage would be so much worse?

And it would totally give me a chance to live out that "Pulp Fiction" fantasy I've always had.

So here it is.

Mid June, 2003. I lend a friend, Brad, $260. Soon after, he turns psycho and decides he's not my friend any more. Won't return my calls. I chalk it up as a loss.

Mid April, 2005. I hear through mutual friends that he's bragging about how he tricked me out of $260, and how I'm a big dumbass. That's not going to slide. I call his mom, who happens to love me, and get his current number. I finally get ahold of him, and be agrees to meet me at Taco Loco at 9pm on Memorial Day to pay me back. Because of all days, that's the one when I won't be at a barbecue.

Fuckin' dick.

"I'll be there with my friends," he says, which could either mean he thinks the people who work there are his friends, or I'm walking right into the middle of a group of guys who intend to kick my ass. In typical Brad fashion, however, I show up and am handed a wad of 5's & 10's by his fourth fiance in the last two years, whom he apparently met on the internet in January.

I felt like a royal turd for leaving early, and thought an explanation was in order.

no kidding...but at least I'm replying to comments in my journal. I think that's a step in the right direction.

yes Derek Jeter. I heart him. And I'm not too straight to admit it.

Whenever I'm late for work I like to do the following:

I walk in with an umbrella, I run to the mens room and get it as wet as possible. I storm into my bosses office shaking the umbrella and say, "WOW! It's a regular nor'easter out there!" Then I go to my office and usually noone bothers me for the rest of the day.

Doing this on really sunny days is highly recommended.

[Edited on May 26, 2005 1:52PM]

I just wanted to wink too

Pretty pretty pretty pretty Rachel.

I'm bored. I really should be sleeping because I have to get up early but I'm staying up because I need to do homework but instead all I'm doing is messing around online.

I miss you.

I miss you hard!

Damn it. For that I need a boyfriend! and underwear!

That makes me the very happiest, the number of comments I've received about how I'll mess up everyone's lists.

You don't really think I'll let myself take up a gray spot on forty-five lists? I've got it alllll worked out.

Okay, ma'am. You have my AIM screenname, don't be a stranger. Don't MAKE me hunt you down for not talking to me. It was so wonderful to get to meet you this spring, and thanks a million times again for the ride out to the event. You're a blast, let's do it again sometime.

♥

no, im happy for the sixty-somethings of this world. their live at home forty year old sons finally have a common interest to get them out of their parents basements

I liked it, but i'm not all jaded like Jim. He's all down on Lucas for limping storylines and other assumed wierdness. I have no clue what he's talking about.

I think it's that show with Dr. Spock.

Yeah, you know it's bad when there isn't even the "Timmy went to the store" page.