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MisterSatan threatened to divorce me if I posted this, so...

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...just pretend you're looking at the funniest picture you've ever seen right now.

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hotcurry:
You are correct. Most awesome things are.
doctashock:
So my work schedule kinda keeps me from getting to bother you guys all day anymore.
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Note to self: You are allergic to anything cucumber melon scented. Stop letting people rub it on you, even if your husband does say it makes you smell like a stripper.
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velocity:
Shit. I guess I am your father, then.

Go clean your room! Were you born in a barn? I'll give you something to cry about!
becca_____:
You're forgiven.
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is that a dude

dude

a

that

is

vag

I seriously get hours of amusement just going through sets and reading the tags.
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snidebot:
gracias.

my first choice was xxx_grannypuncher42069, but it was taken.
jerawyn:
So. Okay.... this morning i had a dream with you in it. We were sitting in a small office at seperate desks, and we're talking and you say. "i'm leaving in 3 weeks, i got the job in Oregon". I tell you i'm very happy for you...

but secretly i miss hanging out with you.
Please let's have din-din and cupcakes before you leave the state smile
I have a feeling it's sooner than later.
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I have a task for you, porn friends:

Use the word berobed in a sentence.

Go!
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mistersatan:
What a shithead.
nueve:
Hey, I'm running a little late this morning, but I'll be there. Save me a seat!
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Last night:

Chicken Saltimbocca
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
Roasted asparagus
Lemon cheesecake
Wine
Friends
Some of the most ridiculous TV ever recorded
Sadly, no clown porn
smile
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tygerblade:
Thanks!!
memorandom:
clown porn? such a thing exists? sign me up.

yeah, hugh laurie. i'm so used to him playing the kind of quintissential foppish englishman, slightly clumsy intellectual type, but i totally buy him as house, which just impresses me - i just plain love the character mostly.
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-Most of my left foot is black and blue. It's really quite impressive.

-I went to the OB/GYN today, only my regular doctor is apparently on sabbatical. The new doctor, in the midst of the exam looked up over the sheet covering my knees (modesty, ya know?) and asked if I wanted the something, something (he was mumbling), too. "It's $40 extra," he said, making...
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jerawyn:
Good god. those are both terrible bummers. *hugs*

do you still watch the OC? i gave up.
memorandom:
i actually fractured the middle toe of my right foot about a month ago and the whole thing just turned purple, swelled to twice the size. . . it was really, really unpleasant but for some reason my girlfriend fopund the whole thing hilarious.

*sigh*

House is really awesome, we're JUST getting that show here. bizarre as it is to see hugh laurie who is so familiar to me - being british and all - doing an american accent. . .

so wonderfully misanthropic

ARRR!!!
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I have some sort of bump on my neck. At first I thought it was a bug bite, possibly a spider, but now I'm not so sure. I'm pretty sure it's cancer or an alien egg that will soon hatch and steal all my air. Maybe thetans.

So, my question to you, SGland, is, if I should die, would you avenge my death? How would...
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stiles:
If your neck lump is indeed Scientology-driven, I shall avenge your death by hypnotizing jenna Elfman into carrying a Jello bomb into the Celebrity Center downtown. Now that the TSA has relaxed about the liquid explosives, it should be a cinch.

PS - I'll be stopping by for one of those cupcakes.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm cupcakes.
samling:
^^ can you put him in a box with some cookies? and send it to me? that would be great kthnx.
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becca_____:
And I want some of your pituitary gland.
becca_____:
I love you too.
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judypatricia:
I killed your pants party. frown
memorandom:
yeah, italian girls. . . me and my girlfriend were in stockholm a couple of months ago and went to an italian restaurant the first night and more or less BOTH fell for the waitress there, to the point we had dinner there every other night we were there.

not that i really need an extra incentive to eat italian food. . .

*sigh*

i was thin before i moved to this bloody country

confused
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If you had one wish, what would it be?
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akirali:
Alas no. I figured that a stranger coming up to a young woman on a crowded plane and saying that she looked familier would've come off as a pathetic pick-up line, so I let that situation pass. I had a great time. In fact I'm about 550 words into my journal update about the trip. As for the hairballs, they were all cool. And apparently the youngest took quite the shine to me.
samling:
oh my god. that damn tribble kitten of mine would NOT leave him alone.
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Hey, what are you doing?

Is it more important than wishing my sister a happy birthday?

I think not.
judypatricia:
I would not mind a one-way ticket to RUA*.

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*Rachel's Underpants Airport.

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Today I destroyed the entire Japanese empire. Now I think I'll go have brunch. smile

What'd you do today?
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sillyzebra:
ahh thank you for the Bday greeting.. smile
leavemehere:
I worked and worked out.

How funny... we both have the same Ikea shelving unit. tongue