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Tuesday Feb 22, 2005

Feb 22, 2005
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I went to a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu class last night and my entire body is fucking through. I'm bruised, cut, broken, and I loved every minute of it. It's been awhile since I've gotten the chance to fight. It's also been awhile since I've spent the better part of a night with my face in a man's crotch under totally sober conditions. That's what I get for mustering the sand to fight the teacher. Fucking new guy mentality. Everybody fantasizes about walking into a place where nobody knows your name and schooling everyone at their own game. All I did was walk into this place and get thrown around by a bunch of people who are at the top of a game I've barely even played for the last ten years.

But the true star of the evening was my piss-poor conditioning. The only thing I did more than bleed was dry-heave. I swear I only won the fights I did because my opponent was distracted by the fear of being puked on. It didn't strike me as a coincidence that my watery belches were almost immediately followed by a submission victory.

I'll probably go back as soon as my bruised lungs allow me to draw a complete breath.

In the meantime, click on the pretty link and watch me do my thang. If you already have, keep looking out for new stuff. Hopefully you'll like it so much that you'll forget about how badly I've been neglecting you.

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sixsixty:
ha it's true! it's true! but in that not gay porn way.
Mar 3, 2005
navin:
FIGHT!

Mar 6, 2005

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