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Tuesday Oct 19, 2004

Oct 19, 2004
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Signs you've seen too many horror films, part 1:

You feel a vague sense of dread and unease when you see a large "missing teenager, if you see them call the police" notice painted on the back of a tractor-trailer truck that's hauling frozen meat.

Then you feel the need to check the license plate and see if it's from Texas.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
leccy:
Now I've just got to get a Dusty Springfield reference into a thread about anal biggrin
Oct 20, 2004
hyenahell:
tell me this didn't actually happen... or if it did, it was some weird post-post-post-modern performance art piece... right?
Oct 21, 2004

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