Thursday Sep 30, 2004

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Lately I've found myself talking to my cat in an annoying-if-you're-not-smitten-with-my-cat "baby talk" voice.

To make up for this, I'm going to meow and hiss at any babies I come across in public.
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unravled:
Yes. They're delicious.
hyenahell:
my bar gets about every kind of drunk- from crackheads to musicians to bartenders to college kids to neighborhood folks to lawyers to demons from the sucking black abyss and the outermost regions of space. keeps me on my toes, at lest. wink

but yeah, i think that everyone who gives me shit should be forced to work a twelve hour saturday shift. if that doesn't shut 'em up, then they got no soul.

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