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A Fitness Update.

Two months after re-joining a gym + working out 5 days a week = total weight loss of 9 pounds.

At this pace, in slightly over 5 and 1/2 years, I shall be weightless. This will allow me to live out my long-cherished dream of floating slowly up to the moon.

The folks who work at my gym call this an "unrealistic fitness goal".

No souvenir moon rocks for those fuckers, that's for sure.