Note to everyone: I'M NOT ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
It's getting to be kinda annoying. It's like I'm not even a person, just a shadow of some actor. The girl I've been hanging out with tonight told me I "SO have the Robert Downey Jr. thing goin on". Wtf. Second time someone has told me that this week. It's starting to get played out. Am I even real? Shit...........sorry, it's past midnight and I just dropped her off after a sorta drunk fight. She was drunk outta her whacked out gourd, I'm just kinda whooooooo. We went on the "Pub Crawl", which is essentially a ghost tour where you go to different old pubs downtown and get drinks while listening to a guide tell ghost stories about the pubs while dressed as a civil war soldier. Yes, that is Savannah.
Lea is psycho. After a few drinks she is all over me, biting my ear, biting my neck, straddling me like I'm a horse or some shit.........eh. I'm kinda into it, but I have no idea what the guide is talking about after awhile, and the other six people on the tour are laughing about her and I being behind the whole time. I'm kinda embarrassed. But what the hell is wrong with me? I have this hot girl wanting to have sex with me, and I turn her down? Am I crazy? Why do I have to be the guy with the conscience? Can't I just get so drunk that I don't have to think about things? AAAAARRRRRGGHH!!! Keep in mind while I write this I'm still drunk. Why am I such a good guy? She couldn't stop talking about gibberish, about her boyfriend in Kuwait right now who I think she mentioned beats her and her dad who doesn't call her and blah blah blah and she wants to have sex with me blah blah. Am I supposed to be able to perform after all that? Hell no. Why is it always this way? I used to think that there would be no way I could say no to a girl. But I see that sometimes, you can't say yes. I'm an idiot. Somebody console me now. But I did get some pictures, if not blurry. I'll put them up tomorrow in a sober state. Later....
Update: Well, today I feel better, but I need to just lay around the house and get rid of this nausea. I just read all that I wrote on here last night, and it's funnnny. But still true. Anyway, here are the pictures that a drunken dude(me) took last night. Remember, they were taken by a DRUNKEN DUDE, so they aren't very good.
and finally the tour guide dude, who was drinking too..
okay, thanks for stopping by!
It's getting to be kinda annoying. It's like I'm not even a person, just a shadow of some actor. The girl I've been hanging out with tonight told me I "SO have the Robert Downey Jr. thing goin on". Wtf. Second time someone has told me that this week. It's starting to get played out. Am I even real? Shit...........sorry, it's past midnight and I just dropped her off after a sorta drunk fight. She was drunk outta her whacked out gourd, I'm just kinda whooooooo. We went on the "Pub Crawl", which is essentially a ghost tour where you go to different old pubs downtown and get drinks while listening to a guide tell ghost stories about the pubs while dressed as a civil war soldier. Yes, that is Savannah.
Lea is psycho. After a few drinks she is all over me, biting my ear, biting my neck, straddling me like I'm a horse or some shit.........eh. I'm kinda into it, but I have no idea what the guide is talking about after awhile, and the other six people on the tour are laughing about her and I being behind the whole time. I'm kinda embarrassed. But what the hell is wrong with me? I have this hot girl wanting to have sex with me, and I turn her down? Am I crazy? Why do I have to be the guy with the conscience? Can't I just get so drunk that I don't have to think about things? AAAAARRRRRGGHH!!! Keep in mind while I write this I'm still drunk. Why am I such a good guy? She couldn't stop talking about gibberish, about her boyfriend in Kuwait right now who I think she mentioned beats her and her dad who doesn't call her and blah blah blah and she wants to have sex with me blah blah. Am I supposed to be able to perform after all that? Hell no. Why is it always this way? I used to think that there would be no way I could say no to a girl. But I see that sometimes, you can't say yes. I'm an idiot. Somebody console me now. But I did get some pictures, if not blurry. I'll put them up tomorrow in a sober state. Later....
Update: Well, today I feel better, but I need to just lay around the house and get rid of this nausea. I just read all that I wrote on here last night, and it's funnnny. But still true. Anyway, here are the pictures that a drunken dude(me) took last night. Remember, they were taken by a DRUNKEN DUDE, so they aren't very good.
and finally the tour guide dude, who was drinking too..
okay, thanks for stopping by!
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Goodwill pisses me off now. The one in my town at least has raised their prices waaaay unreasonably. There were so many cassetes i wanted the last time wer went there, but they probably weren't in that good condition and the were 2.99 each. What a rip off for used tapes.
Blurry drunky drunk pics. woohoo
I dont blame you for not sleeping with the chick i wouldnt have been able to do it either.