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This game looks like a really fucking gaudy Diablo clone. Maybe Diablo's CLICK CLICK CLICK had some charm, but this just looks UGLY.

YES! Welcome to the halcyon days of eight bit translations!

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Now THERE'S a superhero... A Japanese interpretive dancer who fights with his hair. Actually, this ain't that bad of a game, and he DOES sound more powerful then Captain America.

Fuck yeah!!!!

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This is really a horrible game (but I say that a lot, don't I?) where you play as stunt master Jackie Chan battling evil, uh.. frogs and metal pipes that fly...

The epic bonus stage screen.

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In video games, I'd rather fight terrorists than nature.

Really? I was planning on TAKING A FUCKING DIP!

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You know, everyone else calls it the Philosopher's Stone, but in America, it's called the Sorceror's Stone. I'm going to pretend I don't know why.

This one time, I had, like, ten bottles of Pepsi, and then I totally blew chunks all over the 7-Eleven, and it was so awesome.

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The aliens, they just keep coming.

Games just aren’t this descriptive anymore.

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I suspect the people responsible for this game were pumped full of amphetamines.

Holy shit, this intro rocks.

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More EarthBound goodness.

Truly Epic Dialogue.

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Looks like a garden variety space shooter.

The epic game over screen.

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This game is incredibly fun, a little action RPG. The translation, however is so sad... so very, very sad.

The amazing stats for the fighter.

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