Everyone says this game sucks - Understandable. However I never ever felt like beating my crotch with a wrench once, unlike how I did during Wild Arms. Verdict? Mystic Quest wins.
So he'll have to wait until he's 30 to buy a heal potion?
About the best role playing action you can get with the gameboy without sticking it on your face and calling yourself "Gameboy Man"
Umm... Aren't those both the same thing?
One of the all time greatest games. With some of the all time weirdest dialogue.
Biggs talking in his sleep
FF3, the only game to have made dorks out of more people than possibly even Dungeons and Dragons.
"Machine-riding, self-important swine! Take this!"
I guess if you're a hardcore SRPG fan... But I still say it sucks.
Hey look, it’s Biff Tannen of Back to The Future fame!
Remember Life Force on the NES? This game is Life Force without the leet weapons system.
“The Power Up of MISSILE has been completed”
RAD DUDES! Actually, this game isn't very radical to the max unless you consider boring platformers totally tubular in a most triumphant way.
Earth’s very first rapper: MC Stoopid Sorceror
Leave it to Capcom to combine Dungeons & Dragons, video games, and obscure 60's television trivia into a big ball of geek.
“None is a match for the master”
An SNES game designed to teach children about diabetes. It makes avoiding a horrible death FUN, since it's just so unsatisfying otherwise.
But maybe the rodents are diabetic, too? How is this kind of insensitivity possible?
I hate this fucking game. But the Pixies did a fucking awesome cover of the theme song.
This is either a really stupid typo, or a really stupid name for a theatre
Well, this Macross is pretty fun. Still doesn't make up for the damn NES one, though. Grrr.
The epic intro to Scrambled Valkyrie
