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This guy is one sick puppy! Look at that smile!

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Here's the thing - I have no idea what this game is. However, using logic I have determined that because it's A) It looks japanese, B) It's a PC game and C) All Japanese PC games I have ever played have promenently featured breasts, this game is a porno game. MY LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE.

Okay, I have no idea how I could get through a
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Sorry, the only US RPG's i've really been a fan of are Anachronox and the Fallout series...

Oh no, you scared me.

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I haven’t played any games in this series, so I can't really comment on it, except for the stupid name. Methinks it should be switched around. (I now prepare to suffer the wrath of hardcore SRPG fans.)

Hey, hey! Quotes taken out of context are great!

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Sam's the dog, Max's the rabbit, and they both kick ass!

Stinky…

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The God of Thunder from Mortal Kombat jumps into his fighter jet to blow up countless tanks and landscapes! Okay, maybe that's not the official story. Okay, I just made it up. But I had you going, didn't I?

The awe-inspiring ending.

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As far as I can remember, it's just Pac-man with lego blocks and an isometric view. Now that's innovation.

I’ll be the coolest kid in school when I tell everyone I became a Pac-maniac.

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John Rambo, what have you spawned?

Thanks for the condolences. Dicks.

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I believe it's another Rastan game, but with a terribly translated name...

Building your self-confidence, with Rastan!

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A really old Neo Geo game.

Welcome to the Anderground passage of terror.

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