ultros5678's SuicideGirls Blog

Remember the Rocky and Rambo movies? Remember when he stopped making those, and made absolute shit?

While it’s bad English, Stallone’s butchered the language much worse before.

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I guess that being in one kind of puzzle game wasn't satisfying enough for the Bombermen.

Great advice from the game's tutorials:

No, really?

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Not to be confused with Outrun.

Toaplan gives the players an inspiring message.

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The wild excitement of soccer without the danger of being hit over the head with blunt objects by drunken brits!

I don’t know what an “armagillo” is, but if it increased my TAK, I can dig it.

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It's based on an anime by CLAMP, which means that the ratio of bare breasts and exploding heads to girly shiny prettiness is sadly weighted towards the latter.

Did I mention that it was translated by Working Designs?

Another Neo Geo game that makes it your source for better than the actual source Street Fighter clones!

“Parental Advisory Warning”

Your standard American Street Fighter 2 rip-off...

Akira, who’s just like me, except he’s a ninja!

This game makes property damage fun.

I don’t really care to know the reason, just finish your damn sentences for the sake of the English language.

Musclebound Rambo wannabe in pink clothes wins Vietnam. I think that's the plot at least.

Apparently, SNK thought that no one could ever possibly beat this game, so they didn’t really bother even trying to translate the ending. They made a pretty good prediction.