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Actraiser: Killing and building. Surprisingly, it's a lot like peanut butter and chocolate.

You can’t spell, much less take care of yourself.

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Not as fun as Zelda 1; but... uh... DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE!

Crack Crack Crack, the egg into the bowl.

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Yeah, NO FUCKING SHIT

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If you say it really fast, it sounds like "sex sex."

It’s Beavis!

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Remember this old Dominos Pizza mascot? I wonder what happened to him. Hmm... Probably executed after this lame game.

A stunning blow

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Proving, once again, that any kid who throws fire can save the world, or at least some girl he met in the forest.

He must be a boss in a Dark Souls game…

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I'm gonna go lay in the hay and play Vay, I just may. Whaddya say?

You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.

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plz giv mi equip ktnx

“So, what can you offer to our quest?” “I got my dick chopped off!”

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A soccer RPG. No, not a soccer game with those much heralded "RPG elements", it's a Soccer RPG. I have no idea how they did it, but they did it. Cast Thundaga on the goalkeeper!

He may be able to kick a ball around, but he’s no Mensa member.

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This is like the most pathetically translated TurboGrafx-16 game in all existence, which is quite a feat since there is little more dialog than the names of each Zone, and the "helpful" rantings of the old ghoul-woman.

Poor zone!

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